“Leonardo DiCaprio is probably, I think, our finest actor since Marlon Brando.” - Mia Farrow
YOU CAN NEVER ESCAPE THE EMO
Whenever someone says to me “Jerry Lewis says women aren’t funny or Christopher Hitchens says women aren’t funny..do you have anything to say to that? “
YES. WE DON’T FUCKING CARE IF YOU LIKE IT
Do you ever look up from reading a book and get disoriented because you’re actually in your bedroom or class or somewhere that isn’t the story?
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE OMG
if you’re ever trying to sleep and can’t it’s probably because I have a voodoo doll of you and I’m farting on it
**wears all black in 100+ degree weather**