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How Each Sign Approaches Love
Aries: Assertive
You’ll come right out and say what you want — and with the right person, it’s a turn-on. Play your opposite every once in a while, too. Stay feminine and keep them guessing.Taurus: Sensual.
You’ll appeal to all their senses at once. When you get all turned out, you’ll look touchable, smell divine and you’ll shimmer, too. You’ll understand that your presence is something special.Gemini: Smart.
You have a little bit of knowledge on a lot of topics — enough to get the conversational ball rolling in an exciting direction. With you, the witty and casual flirting clicks in almost immediately.
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disneyyandmore’s screencap/gif challenge: ten couples
↳ [8/10] roxanne & max
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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
Our local animal rehab center just posted pics of this owl who got rescued
And I really can’t with him
oh my god
What even
They tried to make me go to rehab
I said no, no, no
It’s fucking errol
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH.
OMG
OMG LOOOOLLL I’M SO DONE
bahahahaha
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Sometimes the jokes write themselves
How did they even cheat on that?
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Bette Davis said in an interview with Barbara Walters that her “I’d like to kiss you but I just washed my hair” line in The Cabin in the Cotton (1932) was her all-time favorite movie line.
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is he about to cry because i’m seriously about to cry if he is
actual time lord Bill Nye
I feel like Bill Nye will be one of the people The Doctor would visit some day. He’s met Shakespeare, Dickens, Agatha Christie, and Van Gogh. And then he’d meet the man who made all those names famous. Without Bill Nye, how would children know Galileo? How would they know about NASA?
Bill Nye is the person who first teaches children about the stars. The man who made kids so curious, that one day, maybe one of his viewers will be the first man on mars. All because of Bill Nye. And I think the Doctor would find it an honor to shake his hand.
plus he wears bow ties, so you know, they could admire each other’s bows together.
^^this commentary makes me so happy
Bill Nye is really the 12th Doctor.
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Guys, the guy who plays Peter Pan in Disneyland and the girl who plays Wendy are married irl. This makes me really happy, like you have no idea.
THEY MADE IT CANON
THEY MADE IT CANON
PETER PANDOM FOREVER.
I JOLLY ROGER IT.
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